Everything I Ever Needed to Know About Illegal Immigration, I Learned Growing Up

Everything I Ever Needed to Know About Illegal Immigration, I Learned Growing Up -->Written by Gabriel GarnicaSaturday, April 01, 2006

Snip: I snipped out the rules of the game and went right to the possible solutions for rule breakers. You can read the rules of the game @ ChronWatch.

Lesson # 11 Always Have Possible Solutions Ready

Being a problem solver is often associated with career and business success.
Doing my best to be thus associated with conservative values, I would like to propose the following five possible solutions to the immigration debate.

1). Establish a work program for illegals in the homes of celebrities most vocal in liberal causes.

2) Establish a work program for fetuses and a path to eventual birth

3) Establish a limo service transporting illegals into this country in style and charge the cost to Vicente Fox

4) Since 46% of Mexicans want to move into this country, get their eventual immigration into this country over with by simply giving them a new state called Really New Mexico.

5) Since so many illegal aliens come into this country via our border with Mexico, make a deal with Mexico that all Americans will only be charged half price for all hotels, auto rentals and goods bought in Mexico forever.

Conclusion

The illegal immigration debate ready to explode in this country is a classic combination of many variables that cross party lines and agendas. Despite this unique nature of illegal immigration, what is most fascinating to me is just how this problem ignores or even openly violates many life and baseball lessons which most kids learn growing up.

I still say build the fence and deport them all and use deadly force with the military to stop this invasion. The author does however make some telling points.