Friday Funnies & Drinking Post

Friday Funnies & Drinking Post
Friday Humor
After looking at the calendar, we suddenly realized that it’s once again time for The Imperial Friday Funnies & Drinking Post™.
So, without further ado… Let the games begin!

Guts and Balls

We’ve all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below:

GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: “Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?”

BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say, “You’re next.”

(Hat tip, once again, to my buddy Ric for passing this one along.—B.)


F.E.T.E.

And a hat tip to http://www.nicedoggie.net/2006/ where I found this.