Guest Editorial (Satire)

Mary Jo Kopechne To Patrick Kennedy: "You Sir, Are No Ted Kennedy."

Guest Editorial-
I have been hearing quite a lot of talk over the last twelve hours about the striking similarities between Representative Patrick Kennedy and his more famous father, Senator Ted Kennedy.

For anyone who has not heard, Patrick, who is just a bit older than my child would have been, was involved in what looks to be an alcohol-related crash and cover-up. That's it. No passengers. No injuries. No bodies that have been turned up. Yet. Just a simple drunk driving accident.

Let me set the record straight for Patrick and everyone else. I partied with Ted Kennedy. I was driven off a bridge by Ted Kennedy. I was left to die by Ted Kennedy. You sir, are no Ted Kennedy. F***ing rookie.
Mary Jo Kopechne

Thanks to: Point Five, Wizbang, Samantha Burns

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