A Vagina Monologue

A Vagina Monologue
Idiotarians
Humanity has been waiting breathlessly for some super-genius to come up with the ultimate solution to all the trouble in the world. Think tanks and analysts all over the world have been devoting a not insignificant amount of time to this goal, so what a relief it is to find out that Sharon Stone, the Einstein of geopolitics, has finally chosen to share her infinite wisdom with all of us less-qualified morons whose only claim to serious consideration is a brain and an education.

PARIS (AFP) - A peaceful co-existence between the peoples of the Middle East is but a breath away, Hollywood star Sharon Stone said after a highly-publicised visit to Israel.

Indeed. The only factor continuing to confound us is how to best stop those intent on killing as many innocents as they possibly can from breathing.

Hat Tip To http://www.nicedoggie.net/2006/ for this one.

First a Sheen nut and now a Stone nut giving the rest of us some insight into the working's of a 50 IQ mind. (Remember acting is where you pretend to be someone else, repeat lines written by someone else, and stand where you are told by finding your mark.) Note: Dogs can be taught to do this, but then again dogs are much smarter than your average human actor.